First Kid (1996)
Brock Pierce: Luke Davenport
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Quotes
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Luke Davenport : The kitchen's closed.
Sam Simms : I'm Agent Double-Oh Simms. I can get into any kitchen.
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Luke Davenport : Online I'm a normal kid, just like everybody else.
Sam Simms : [Quietly] You ought to try that here.
Luke Davenport : What?
Sam Simms : I said, "Go to bed". And be careful out there in cyber space. Be careful what you tell people.
Luke Davenport : Okay! And stop telling me what to do. You're not my father.
Sam Simms : [Quietly] Lucky for me.
Luke Davenport : What?
Sam Simms : Nice PJs. They got feet on them, don't they?
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Luke Davenport : What are you doing?
Sam Simms : I'm doing my job, keepin' you alive, I'm testing your food.
Luke Davenport : But why do you always test my cookies?
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Sam Simms : Don't just stand there. Say "Hello".
Luke Davenport : HELLO!
Sam Simms : Yeah, just make the girl go deaf. They love that.
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Luke Davenport : I only get to see my parents on the news.
Sam Simms : No, that's your "boo-tay" you've been seeing on the news.
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Luke Davenport : It sure would be a shame if I told my dad about you taking me boxing.
Sam Simms : It would be a shame if I threw you out that window too.
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Linda Davenport : You're in high school now, and I expect you to act like it.
Luke Davenport : Then don't dress me in these dorky clothes.
Linda Davenport : You're not dressed in dorky clothes, you're in nice clothes. You look very handsome. You should consider yourself lucky.
Luke Davenport : I should consider myself dorky.
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Luke Davenport : But we go boxing. I could go as Reggie!
Sam Simms : You could go as Michael Jordan, but you ain't going.
