Gridlock (1996 TV Movie)

David Hasselhoff: Jake Gorsky

Quotes 

• Jake Gorsky : [on dimes]  And I though all you were good for was parking meters and payphones.

• Jake Gorsky : [pointing a gun at a hostage taker's groin]  If you ever wanna have kids, you'll give me that gun!

• Jake Gorsky : There's a radio in the chopper... but there's an idiot on the other end of it.

• Jake Gorsky : [to number three]  Sorry about the face, wasn't personal... but you were spraying bullets at me.

• Ron Delano : Maybe you have a problem with commitment?

  Jake Gorsky : What do you call living together for four and a half years?

  Ron Delano : Convenient?

• Ron Delano : Bane hates your guts, and he's the acting chief.

  Jake Gorsky : Bane couldn't negotiate a hot meal to a starving man!

• Jake Gorsky : Just doing my job.

  Joe Gorsky : You're lucky you still have a job!

  Jake Gorsky : Oh please... you're not gonna give me the "rules and regulations" speech again are you?

• Michele Conner : [On the phone]  Hi, Jake.

  Jake Gorsky : I've been trying to reach you all day.

  Michele Conner : I've been trying to reach YOU for four and a half years!

• Jake Gorsky : [Jakes enters the coin room, which is behind bulletproof glass. The terrorists spot him and start shooting, but the bullets ricochet off the bulletproof glass]  I love this glass!

• Jake Gorsky : Where did you learn to fight like that?

  Michele Conner : I had alot of time for classes - you were NEVER home!

• Michele Conner : [On the roof of the building, outnumbered by terrorists]  There's nowhere to go - we're fourteen storeys up!

  Jake Gorsky : Trust me!

  Michele Conner : Like being home in time for dinner?

  Jake Gorsky : I told you I was sorry! Go, go!

• Michele Conner : Don't you have a radio on the helicopter?

  Jake Gorsky : Yeah, there's a radio on the helicopter, but there's an idiot on the other end of it!

• Jake Gorsky : [Seeing the hostages in the basement]  Looks like some of them are in pretty bad shape. We gotta get 'em out of there.

  Michele Conner : Jake, you don't even have a gun!

  [Jake fishes into his pockets and pulls out a small bottle and hands it to her] 

  Michele Conner : Pepper spray? We need help!

• Jake Gorsky : [Seeing a cart filled to the brim with cash]  You know, we could have a nice life together with 50 million!

  Michele Conner : At this point, I'd settle for a life!

• Jake Gorsky : [On the phone]  Bane, I'm down here with a bunch of perps who just knocked off a couple billion from the Federal Reserve.

  Bane : Is this a joke?

  Jake Gorsky : You'll be one if you don't get your butt down here!

• Jake Gorsky : Y'know Bane, I always thought you were a stupid cop. I think I overestimated you.

• Jake Gorsky : [to himself, trying to smash through the window from outside]  Ok Gorsky... let's try the window!

• Jake Gorsky : [after smashing through a window together]  Are you ok?

  Michele Conner : NO!

• Jake Gorsky : [Looking at portraits of former bank governors]  I'd hate to play poker with these guys!

• Michele Conner : How come there's no back-up or something?

  Jake Gorsky : Nobody knows I'm here.

  Michele Conner : What?

  Jake Gorsky : You don't think I can handle it?

  Michele Conner : Jake, I wasn't questioning your manhood!

• Jake Gorsky : Follow me.

  [Michele doesn't move and gives Jake a stern look] 

  Jake Gorsky : Are you coming?

  Michele Conner : Do you know where you are?

  Jake Gorsky : The Border Governors room.

  Michele Conner : You're 12 storeys above the loading dock. Do you know there are surveillance cameras all over this building?

  Jake Gorsky : [Nods]  That makes sense.

  Michele Conner : Do you know where they are?

  Jake Gorsky : [Shakes his head]  No.

  Michele Conner : Do you know where the elevators are? Or the stairwells?

  Jake Gorsky : What's your point?

  Michele Conner : My point is, this is MY territory. Don't say "follow me". You need me!

  [Jakes gives her a confused look] 

  Michele Conner : Admit it. Just say it. You need me!

  Jake Gorsky : Can we just go? We'll talk about that later!

• Jake Gorsky : Why didn't you shoot him when you had the chance?

  Michele Conner : If you hadn't been in the way, I would have. Right now, you're making me feel like it was worth the gamble!

• Jake Gorsky : [Looking at the funds being transferred by the terrorists from the bank to a foreign account]  Can we stop this?

  Michele Conner : I'm not a computer whizz, Jake.

  Jake Gorsky : [Looks around the room and sees an office chair]  *I* am!

  [Takes the backrest off the chair and smashes it through the monitor, triggering an alarm] 

  Jake Gorsky : Whoops.

• Jake Gorsky : [Walking down a corridor, Jake and Michele are suddenly blocked off by terrorists on either end]  Hold it guys! Do you realise that if you shoot us, and miss, you'll hit each other!

• Perpetrator #2 : [Jake takes the pistol from the perps hand]  You're crazy man.

  Jake Gorsky : Maybe.

  [Pulls the trigger, the chamber is empty] 

  Jake Gorsky : But I can count!

• Joe Gorsky : Listen, you. I was the first chopper cop your outfit had! Fifteen years up there! How many you got? Six?

  Jake Gorsky : I'm still up there! I didn't get assigned to stand in front of a map for the rest of my life.

• Michele Conner : [On the phone to Jake who's hovering above the building in a chopper]  Jake, I gotta go. The bank's closing in three minutes and it takes forever to get through security if I don't get out of here in time.

  Jake Gorsky : I'll be flying past your door in a couple minutes. Wave, huh?

  Michele Conner : Don't count on it. Bye, Jake.