Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco (1996)

Michael J. Fox: Chance

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Quotes 

• Chance : My name is Chance and I'm lost in the city with an optimistic dog and a sarcastic kitty.

• Chance : Jamie? Is that you? Wait, what am I talking about? Of course, it's you! It's really you! I found you! I found my boy! I found my Jamie! Oh, I'm so happy! Oh, I could just lick you for days! Give me a hug!

• Delilah : I've never really felt this way before.

  Chance : Me neither. I wanted to say the same thing to you all day, but then I thought you'd laugh at me and then you'd think I'm a dork.

  [Delilah laughs] 

  Chance : Geez, you are laughing at me!

  Delilah : No, I'm laughing with you.

  Chance : I knew that.

• Chance : I'd always heard love hurts. I never knew it could hurt this much. It's like getting a bath and missing dinner and going to the vet all rolled up into one.

• Chance : [to a poodle]  Nice fuzz, cuz! What, did you get in a fight with a lawn mower?

• Chance : [going down a slide]  Chance slides, and he's out of there!

  Shadow : [following him down the slide]  Chance, you're gonna kiiiiiiiilll me!

  Sassy : [following them down the slide]  Can someone tell me why I keep following Dumb and Dumber?

• Chance : I wasn't scared. I wasn't scared one wee little...

  [pees] 

  Chance : ... bit.

  Sassy : Obviously.

• Chance : It's a thing of beauty when Chance is on duty!

  Sassy : Speaking of doody, I thought I smelled something

• Chance : This is the city. Only the strong survive.

  Sassy : Oh, then you're a goner.

• Chance : What's got eight legs, no brains, spins around and screams like a baby?

  Pete : I don't know, what?

  Chance : [rolls tunnel over]  You guys.

• Delilah : Hi

  Chance : Don't you hi me. First, you chase me, then you try to kill me, then you kiss me? What's the game?

  Delilah : Game? I don't have a game. Look, I was only chasing you because your friends back in the alley asked me to, okay?

  Chance : My friends, huh? So tell me, what are my friends' names?

  Delilah : Shadow and Sassy.

  Chance : Huh! Lucky guess. Okay, show me the secret paw shake.

  Delilah : Secret paw shake? They didn't show me any secret paw shake.

  Chance : Aha! They didn't, huh? Good, because there ain't one. Now explain that kiss.

  Delilah : Kiss? That was no kiss. Friendly lick, maybe.

  Chance : Friendly? Boy, is that an understatement.

  Delilah : Okay, let's try this again. I'm Delilah, Chance.

  Chance : Delilah Chance? Wow, your last name is the same as my first name!

  Delilah : Boy, good thing you're cute.

• [last lines] 

  Chance : [eating pizza]  Boy what a day, you know, I couldn't think of a happier ending.

• Chance : They treat us pretty good here. Three meals a day and all the smelly sneakers you can eat.

• Chance : There's only one thing I know that could make this moment more perfect. In fact, I think I smell it coming up the driveway right now.

  [He sees the pizza car has been arrived] 

  Chance : I'm smelling pepperoni, I'm smelling mushrooms, I'm smelling anchovies. I'm smelling three- No, no, four. Four kinds of cheese! It could be. It might be, it is. It's pizza!

  [running to the Pizza Boy] 

  Chance : Oh, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza! Pizza!

  Pizza Boy : Nice doggy. Nice... Whoa.

  Chance : Yes! Hey, pizza guy! Nice timing!

  [jumping on the Pizza Boy] 

  Pizza Boy : Whoa! Stay! Whoa, whoa! Stay down! Stay down!

  Chance : I will have pizza.

  Pizza Boy : Whoa, doggy! Stay!

  Chance : Hand it over nicely or I can take it but either way, pal. That pizza is mine!

• Chance : I welcome danger with open paws.

  Sassy : And a constantly open mouth

• Chance : Hello Stinky, long time no smell.

• Chance : Ninty-nine cans of dog food on the wall, ninty-nine cans of dog food, EVERYBODY

  Chance : [all join in]  If one of those cans should happen to fall, ninety-eight cans of dog food on the wall.

  Chance : Cats only!

  Sassy : I hate this song!

• Chance : [singing]  I lost my heart in San Francisco.

• Chance : [running backwards on a conveyer belt]  Wow, this is cool. An obstacle course!

• Chance : I thought we were gonna play. I don't get it.

• Chance : Dogs rule and cats drool.