Hotel de Love (1996)

Saffron Burrows: Melissa Morrison

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Quotes 

• Melissa : My mother believed in love at first sight with Dad, with her second husband, and her third.

• [Rick and Melissa endeavour to have a totally honest conversation for 2 1/2 minutes] 

  Melissa : Why do men lie?

  Rick : Uh, that's a hard one. Give me something frivolous to get into it.

  Melissa : OK. Why do men touch their dick so much?

  Rick : Because it's there.

• Stephen : What about love at first sight?

  Melissa Morrison : I don't believe in it. Norman and I were friends first. For months we just talked. Discussed ideas, books, politics.

  Stephen : THAT is not love! THAT is a book group!

• Melissa : What are you doing? You can't keep up your drive-by "I Love You's."

• Melissa : [as soon as they sit inside, the wedding limo]  I want a divorce.

  Norman Carey : But, we just got married!