Hotel de Love (1996)

Simon Bossell: Stephen Dunne

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• Stephen : I don't get bananas. They're green for about a week, then they're ripe for about 12 minutes before going brown and mushy forever. Sometimes I can't go out because I'm waiting for my bananas to turn ripe.

  Allison : I know what you mean.

• Stephen : Do you ever look at people and wonder about their lives?

• Alison : Your love line is so confused.

  Stephen : It's not up-to-date.

• Stephen : What about love at first sight?

  Melissa Morrison : I don't believe in it. Norman and I were friends first. For months we just talked. Discussed ideas, books, politics.

  Stephen : THAT is not love! THAT is a book group!

• [after having sex with Melissa] 

  Stephen : Now I can finally marry her.

  [hearing his parents fight] 

  Stephen : Or maybe not.