House Arrest (1996)
Mooky Arizona: Matt Finley
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Quotes
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[to their parents]
Matt Finley : Just one thing, we don't take sociology.
T.J. Krupp : You guys should pay more attention.
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Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf : Remember when you said I should lock my parents in the closet?
Matt Finley : Yeah...
Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf : Well, I did! Only I didn't lock them in the closet, I locked them in the basement. Only, I didn't actually lock them in, I nailed the door shut. And I told them I wasn't letting them out until they worked out their problems.
Matt Finley : You're kidding right?
Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf : No Matt, I swear, I swear... it was like, I had to do it.
Matt Finley : Dude, you kidnapped your parents? Jeez!
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T.J. Krupp : My dad treats my mom like dirt.
Matt Finley : And my dad's coming up on his second year with Louise.
Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf : So?
Matt Finley : So he always divorces in his second year, you know that, it's like clockwork.
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Matt Finley : [hooking up his Christmas lights as a silent doorbell, lights flicker] Hey guys, don't ring the doorbell until I tell you!
Jimmy Finley , Teddy Finley : We didn't!
[Matt goes to the door and sees Chief Rocco]
Chief Rocco : Are the Beindorfs home?
Matt Finley : No, they're... at the doctor's office, I'm babysitting.
Chief Rocco : Oh, well I brought them some chicken soup.
[holds up Tupperware dish of disgusting looking soup]
Matt Finley : Oh, great!
[takes it]
Matt Finley : Thanks!
[slams door in Rocco's face]