The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996)

Mimi Rogers: Claire

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Quotes 

• Claire : You are the mother of the bride, not the opening act.

• Rose Morgan : Look at me, I'm a grown woman in a prom dress.

  Claire : Oh, please. You look adorable.

  Rose Morgan : Adorable? I look like an over-the-hill Barbie Doll. It doesn't fit right, it's too tight.

  Claire : Too many Sno Balls.

  Rose Morgan : Why didn't you pick something looser and in my color?

  Claire : Because Maids of Honor don't wear black.

• Claire : Now you listen to me!

  Rose Morgan : Take it easy, Claire!

  Claire : Now, I want you to get up there and remember that this is MY day... and if you don't behave yourself, I'm gonna have your birth certificate blown up as a Christmas card!

  Hannah Morgan : I should never have encouraged you to speak.

• Claire : Mother, the only thing you ever taught me about the Sabbath is that Bergdorf's wouldn't be as crowded.

• Claire : [to Rose about Alex]  ... I'm in the middle of one of my lesbian orgy dreams and he's staring at me like I'm suppose to include him. I can't even fantasize in private.

• Claire : Now you spend an extra hour in front of the mirror every morning and every night. And now you'll be the one to walk into a room and scan it for who looks better than you and who doesn't. And as the years go by, the numbers change. One day you'll walk into a room and you're the last woman any man notices.

• Claire : Your hair looks good, the curls work. Why don't you get a perm?

  Rose Morgan : I tried that once, I looked like Shirley Temple on crack.

• Claire : If he weren't gorgeous, rich and straight, I wouldn't even have bothered.