The Rockford Files: Friends and Foul Play (1996 TV Movie)

James Garner: Jim Rockford

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Quotes 

• Policeman : Joseph 'Happy' Cartello? You want to file assault charges?

  Jim Rockford : You're damn right. Assault and battery, public endangerment, illegal parking, grinnig hideously in public. You make the list, I'll sign it.

  Babs Honeywell : So I'll sign the complaint, too, I'm a witness.

  Jim Rockford : No you won't; don't need you on the complaint, I'm plenty.

  Nurse Marylou : Might leave a little scare, but it's mostly in a wrinkle, so it shouldn't show too much.

  [attending to the cut on Rockford's face, in the hospital] 

  Jim Rockford : My modeling agent is going to be crazed.

• Police Capt. Doug Chapman : I mean, if you so much as miss just one section, I'm gonna come down on you like a concrete wall. then I'm gonna remove you from this class for failure to perform.

  Jim Rockford : I've had that complaint before, but never from a guy.

• Jim Rockford : Use my computer. and use it here. I know my computer, Angel; you try to swap it for some piece of junk, I'll come after you with something worse than a German dog.

  [paying Angel to write a paper for him] 

  Evelyn 'Angel' Martin : What's worse than a German dog?

  Jim Rockford : A German pistol. Now get started.

• Jim Rockford : In the old days I just offered to deck a guy like that, but I'm not healing as fast as I used to.