The Rockford Files: If the Frame Fits... (1996 TV Movie)

James Luisi: Capt. Doug Chapman

Quotes 

• Police Capt. Doug Chapman : False arrest, huh? You know something, you're full of it. You never commit any crimes but you always end up at the booking desk. What is that? Coincidence or what?

  Jim Rockford : More like sloppy police work.

  Police Capt. Doug Chapman : You know something? You're 90% mouth!

  Cmdr. Diehl : Look! Let's just do this and get the hell out of here! When I get rousted out of bed at the middle of the night, it tends to put me in a really lousy mood.

  Jim Rockford : Well, you can imagine the mood I'm in; I not only got rousted, I got patted down. Try that at three in the morning.

• Jim Rockford : He attacked me.

  Police Capt. Doug Chapman : That's not what I heard.

  Jim Rockford : Well, you heard it wrong, Chapman, you always do. I would say it's your big failing but you have so many.

• Police Capt. Doug Chapman : You expect us to believe that?

  Jim Rockford : Of course not, it's the truth.