Sweet Temptation (1996 TV Movie)

Meadow Sisto: Horizon

Quotes 

• Jade Larson : I never wanna have kids. I wouldn't wanna bring'em into a world like this.

  Horizon : Yeah, people are such pigs.

  Jade Larson : That's an insult to animals. Pigs are good. They don't cut down all the trees or make bombs or put holes in the ozone layer.

  Horizon : You know the guy that dyes my mom's hair, Richard? He has a pig his name is Wilma. You know what they used for his litter box? Kids plastic swimming pool.

  Jade Larson : I happen to love pigs.

  Horizon : Ugh, you know what's wrong with you? You need a little sex in your life.

  Jade Larson : Maybe I've had a little sex in my life.

  Horizon : Yeah? You have a secret lover or something?

  Jade Larson : What if I told you I wasn't a virgin anymore?

  Horizon : I would laugh right in your face.

  Jade Larson : Fine. I won't bother tryin' to tell you anything anymore. What's the difference? I saw on TV, the sun's gonna explode and suck us all into the black hole. We probably won't live past twenty-one.

  Horizon : You know that pig Wilma? She knocked Richard over when he was trying to get the fridge and gobbled up two pounds of bacon.

  Jade Larson : Is that all you have to talk about is pigs?

  Horizon : You're the one that loves them so much. Drink it fast! We can't bring it inside.

  Jade Larson : I am. Ugh.

  Horizon : Ugh! Well, hurry up! We're gonna miss all the action.

• Horizon : Do you ever just walk along and feel your legs rubbing against each other and get horny?

  Jade Larson : No.

  Horizon : Press them together when you walk and use someone sexy like your stepdad.

  Jade Larson : You always say that, and he's not my stepdad. He's my mother's boyfriend.

  Horizon : Think of his hands moving all over your body.

  Jade Larson : His hands are on my mother. He's so young. It's embarrassing. Sometimes, she acts like she's twelve years old or something.

  Horizon : I can kind of visualize 'em in bed.

  Jade Larson : Awww! Yuck!

  Horizon : Oh my God! His mouth! That mouth.

  Jade Larson : It's sickening if you ask me. I just hate it when they're all over each other like that. Ugh, Friday. His kids will be sleeping with us again tonight. More brats to tend.

  Horizon : I warned you. Summer school would've been better than being a counselor-in-training.

  Jade Larson : It's the pits! I don't even get paid. Talk to you later.

  Horizon : Bye-bye, baby.

  Jade Larson : Bye.

  Horizon : Bye.

• Jade Larson : Horizon.

  Horizon : Jade. Where ya been?

  Jade Larson : At my Dad's. They got a new baby.

  Horizon : Oh my God. They're like rabbits.

  Jade Larson : There's nothing wrong with rabbits.