The Slit (1996) Poster

(1996)

User Reviews

Review this title
5 Reviews
Sort by:
Filter by Rating:
Bizarre!!!
swimtheswim18 May 2004
This movie is sure to offend just about everybody. It makes fun of gay people, stupid people, catholics, colored people, white people, african tribes, the united states of America, deformed children, the handicapped, etc. It also pushes the envelope as far as bad taste with a character known as Jesus Peter Panne. It kind of reminds me of the first time I saw a black and white, b-rated, horror film. Oddly fascinating, yet repulsive. This is just something that has to be believed to be seen. It was non-stop laughter for me, though. Perhaps the most original movie since the 70's, however it doesn't quite exploit any single thing, it exploits everything. If you feel like checking this movie out, videoscreams should still have it available. Be warned, this movie is unlike anything you have ever seen, and I mean anything. Highly recommended!!!
14 out of 15 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
4/10
The art of trash
Horst_In_Translation30 August 2017
Warning: Spoilers
"United Trash" or "Die Spalte" or "The Slit" is a German production from that was released back in 1996, so it had its 20th anniversary last year. The language is mostly German, but as the film plays in Africa in its entirety, there are also English-language parts. It is one of the more known works by writer and director Christoph Schlingensief and like most of the other stuff he did, it is a relatively short film. This one clocks in comfortably before the 75-minute mark already and this already includes several minutes of closing credits, so yeah, there's many films out there that have twice the running time. Culture clash would perhaps be a term that describes the film relatively well as we see the consequences of what happens when a bunch of White guys arrive in Africa and the truly absurd impact it has on the people there. Okay what else can you say? Even years after his death, Schlingensief is still among the most defining anti-mainstream filmmakers here in Germany and I like some of his stuff a lot. This one's merely okay at best. But I have a lot of respect for the man and what he did in his very own niche of film is worth appreciating. Many filmmakers have tried to bring such an amount of overthetopness and just not caring at all in terms of shamelessness to the table and almost all of them have failed. Even if I may not have enjoyed the watch here that much, I can still see the artistic approach in it and there is a reason why nobody accuses Schlingensief of racism or sexism. His vision may have been different from everybody else's, but it is fairly unique. The result is that his works and films like this one here may have a great deal of cult potential to them decades after they came out. The cast does probably not really include too many famous names with the exception of Kier who worked with C.S. on several projects. Same applies to Oskar Roehler who co-wrote the screenplay here a while before he succeeded with his own works. You could say that Schlingensief shaped him somehow. All in all, this is a trash film no doubt about it and if there is a plot somewhere deep in it, then it's as absurd as it gets. But it's really not the worst kind of trash and there are some entertaining moments here and there. But still trash stays trash and I cannot really recommend it, even if I believe it was a good decision by C.S. to keep it this short before it really starts dragging.
2 out of 5 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
1/10
lives up to it's title completely
esmee17 February 2002
Saw this movie at the Filmfestival in Rotterdam, years and years back. I must admit: I've remembered the title and some of the scenes. That had to do with the quality of the pic, but not in the way the director hopes to be remembered. My thoughts at the time: what the *##*** IS this??!! and Why do people invest time and money in something so horrible?! Like 90% of all the other visitors, we left after 20 minutes.
3 out of 24 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
10/10
United Trash of Schlingensief´s Brain
Victor-358 July 1999
In my opinion, United Trash is one of the most fascinating movies ever made. The Actors really had fun to act in this movie. The best Actor is Udo Kier who acts in every Schlingensief movie. Christoph Schlingensief is a german underground-director. Kier plays a homosexual UN-General, whose wife (Kitten Natividad (she acted in some Russ Meyer movies))has a relationship with the priest and bears the Messiah, called Jesus Panne. The language is mostly english with some german parts. A real great actor is the gu(a)y who plays the friend of the UN-General. The movie plays in Africa, and the most Actors are black. They have an dictator who tries to destroy the white house with an old V2-Rocket from Germany. You see, a real strange movie with great Actors and a real good director, if you can get this movie, get it.
7 out of 11 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
A film like no other!
wanyon23 June 2003
A totally deranged movie starring Udo Kier and Kitten Natividad, this one founds itself sitting on a shelf while distributors ran a mile! If you want a better idea of the basic theme of the story, refer to the other user review available for you here. I would just like to say that this film remains unavailable (to my knowledge) anywhere in the world except for maybe Germany, where my screener tape is from. The reasons for this are that the film is a depraved, high-camp, grim and mercilessly bad taste film about a big-breasted nympho who gives birth to a negro-dwarf that has a vagina in the top of it's head that ejaculates! The dwarf-offspring's name? Jesus Peter Pan!!!!! Full of extreme imagery and sickening sexual deviance, it is a trash connoisseur's wet dream! No wonder it never found a release! Udo Kier recently expressed his shock that i had even heard of the film let alone managed to own a copy. According to Mr.Kier, the film was so contentious that distributors were afraid of picking it up and hit almost killed his career as well as the careers of all who worked on it! Apparently, many people were not amused with the film... I don't know why!
9 out of 11 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

See also

Awards | FAQ | User Ratings | External Reviews | Metacritic Reviews


Recently Viewed