Waiting for Guffman (1996)
Linda Kash: Mrs. Allan Pearl
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Quotes
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Mrs. Pearl : We don't associate with the creative types. We have a Scrabble club. We associate with people with babies.
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[the Pearls and the Albertsons are dining at the Chop Suey Chinese kitchen]
Ron Albertson : Let me ask you something. You're a medical man.
Dr. Allan Pearl : Yes.
Ron Albertson : Uh... I wanna ask you something... if you... you...
[stands up, prepares to drop trousers]
Dr. Allan Pearl : [Horrified] Oh!
Ron Albertson : No, I, I...
Dr. Allan Pearl : Oh, for heaven's sake, no, noooooo...
Ron Albertson : Look, no please, I just want...
Dr. Allan Pearl : No!
Mrs. Allan Pearl : You don't have to do that...
Ron Albertson : Doctor, please...
Dr. Allan Pearl : Mmmmmedicine Man not go near Dances With Stumpy! Noooo!