The Watermelon Woman (1996)

Guinevere Turner: Diana

Quotes 

• Cheryl : You know, what's so weird about this set up?

  Diana : What?

  Cheryl : I don't know, it just feels like, you know, a set up.

• Diana : I studied film. I studied art. I studied art history. I studied law. And, then I just...

  Cheryl : You just gave up, right?

  Diana : Right. I needed to figure some shit out before I wasted more time in school.

  Cheryl : What shit is that?

  Diana : Like what I want to do with my life. You know, I want to do it all.

• Stacey : So, Diana, what brings you to our fair city? Work? School?

  Diana : No, I just decided to move. I got sick of Chicago and I decided to move to Philly, the City of Brotherly Love.

  Tamara : And Sisterly Affection.

• Diana : [in bed, naked and singing]  When you're near me, You're truly, truly scrumptious.

  Cheryl : [talking]  What's that? "Sound of Music"?

  Diana : No, silly, it's "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang".

• Cheryl : You had a black boyfriend?

  Diana : I had two. No. I actually had three black boyfriends.

  Cheryl : What did your parents say?

  Diana : Nothing! They're liberal hippie types. Actually, my father's sister's first husband was an ex-Panther.