Dharma & Greg (1997–2002)

Susan Sullivan: Kitty Montgomery

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• Greg : Come on,Mother, do you really think Dad enjoyed sitting on a blanket in the park watching Othello?

  Kitty : He cried.

  Greg : That's because you ran out of wine.

• Kitty : Oh, Gregory, darling, every bride thinks she wants to cook a Thanksgiving dinner and it always ends up the same. Someone cries, someone is rushed to the emergency room and a perfectly lovely bird gets wasted. Which, if I don't eat soon, will be *me*.

• Kitty : Fine. As long as nobody gets their way, I'm happy.

• [Larry is being taken to the hospital] 

  Kitty : Take my dress. It has magical powers.

• Kitty : You want to save the duck, you need to save the lake. You want to save the lake, you need to raise money. You want to raise money, you need to find some ninny to be man of the year.

• Kitty : Come Edward, there's someone I'd like you to meet.

  Edward Montgomery : I hope his name is Johnny Walker.

  Kitty : It's the archbishop.

  Edward Montgomery : I hope it's Archbishop Johnny Walker.

• Kitty : Gregory. the day that I celebrate this misbegotten marriage is the day I ride a goat to Kmart.

• Kitty : What are you doing here? You can't see her in her dress!

  Dharma : See, that's what I thought!