8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997)

Todd Louiso: Steve

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Quotes 

• Tommy Spinelli : Alright, grab all the heads. Just leave the top one.

  Ernie : Why?

  Tommy Spinelli : Because the top one doesn't look like anybody and Big Sep will never buy it. Now come on.

  Steve : Wait a minute. I sawed off this head and you're not even gonna use it?

  Ernie : Steve, chill.

  Steve : No, you chill. I spent alot of time on this head. Don't you think you could have at least told me this before I cut it off?

  [Tommy slaps him in back of the head] 

  Ernie : Ooh. I saw that coming.

  Tommy Spinelli : Don't ever fuck with a guy looking for heads.

• Ernie : Are you telling us that you're gonna find a replacement for the head Charlie lost?

  Tommy Spinelli : [looks through a year book]  Yeah. We got some time to kill before we go to the airport.

  Steve : But these are human beings. Innocent people. You can't just kill innocent people because they look like somebody else.

  Tommy Spinelli : Let me tell you something, college boy, nobody is innocent.

  [picks a person in the book] 

  Tommy Spinelli : Now who is he?

  Steve : He's my anatomy professor. He almost flunked me.

  Tommy Spinelli : Good. Here's your chance to get even with the prick. Get me his address.

  Steve : Alrighty.

• Steve : Heads up! Stop a-head. Anybody need to use the head?

  Ernie : Steve...

  Steve : Oh, don't let it go to your head. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're WAY ahead of me!

  Ernie : Steve! Enough!

  Steve : Hey, don't bite my head off, alright!

  Ernie : That's it. I'm sleeping outside, guys.

  Annette : Me, too.

  Charlie : Hey, Steve, GET A GRIP. Go to sleep.

  Steve : Or what? You'll have my head?

• Steve : This is like grave robbing - grave robbing. Or worse.

  Ernie : I don't see any graves. Do you see any graves?

  Tommy Spinelli : [Cocks gun]  There's going to be two fresh ones right now if you don't start looking for heads. Come on.

• Steve : No, please don't. I fly! I fly!

  Tommy Spinelli : What are you, a fairy?

• Ernie : Okay, let's review: you've got a Hugo, a Little Joey, a Frank, a bad Stu...

  Tommy Spinelli : No, bad Frank.

  Ernie : That's what I said.

  Tommy Spinelli : No you didn't. You said bad Stu. Stu was just so-so.

  Ernie : No, sir, I said a so-so Stu.

  Tommy Spinelli : You did not. You said bad Stu!

  Ernie : Yes I did and everybody heard! I said a so-so Stu!

  Tommy Spinelli : You said bad Stu!

  Ernie : I know the names and you don't...

  [Arguing continues] 

  Steve : Would you two stop it, goddammit! These are not baseball cards we're talking about here. These are heads! Human beings' heads!

• Steve : Can we answer that? It might be Charlie!

  Ernie : It might be Charl...

  Tommy Spinelli : Put it on speakerphone.

  Steve : Hello?

  Charlie : Steve!

  Steve : [in unison with Ernie, sighs with relief]  Oh, Charlie, thank God! Jesu-

  [he is cut off by Tommy] 

  Tommy Spinelli : Listen to me, you a-hole! You got my heads an' I wan'em back! Y'understand?

• Tommy Spinelli : [to Steve and Ernie]  I think it's time I got rid of you two and moved along.

  [indicates with gun] 

  Tommy Spinelli : Come on. Come over here.

  Steve : What? You can't just kill us! I mean, we're trying! We are trying...

  Tommy Spinelli : [cuts Steve off]  Trying? What are you talking about? What does this look like, the Special Olympics? I need the bag!

  [waving gun] 

  Tommy Spinelli : Get over here!