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Scott Evil : I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
Therapist : He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
Dr. Evil : No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, like his old man.
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Therapist : We have some new-comers here today. Please say hello to Scott and his father Mr... Ev-ille?
Dr. Evil : Evil, Actually, Dr. Evil.
The Group : Hello, Scott. Hello, Dr. Evil.
Scott Evil : Hi, everybody.
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Therapist : What brings you here with us today?
Scott Evil : Well, I just really met my dad for the first time five days ago.
Dr. Evil : I was partially frozen his whole life.
Therapist : That is beautiful that you can admit to that.
Scott Evil : He comes back, and-and now he wants me to take over the family business.
Dr. Evil : But, Scott, who's gonna take over the world when I die?
Therapist : Listen to the words he used: "who's going to take over the world when I die?" It feels like that to some of us sometimes, doesn't it?