Baby Geniuses (1999)

Dom DeLuise: Lenny

Quotes 

• Lenny : [singing]  One umbrella one, two umbrella two/ let's go up into the zoo/there you'll see a horse that's blue/a big old steed with one white shoe/a zebra and his stripes, playing bagpipes.

• Robin : We're late!

  Lenny : Uhoh! They're late! They're late for a very important date! Your mom and dad are off to save the farm, hip hip hooray!

• Margo : [Dickie has just walked in with an unbuttoned shirt exposing a new tattoo of an orange sun on the lower part of his stomach]  Well would you look at that. the sun is setting in that boy's pants.

  Lenny : He wishes!

• Lenny : Diaper Rodeo! Diaper Rodeo! Diaper Rodeo!

  Margo : Okay! On your mark! Get Ready! Get Set! Go!

  Robin : [Robin and Dan are competing to see who can change a diaper faster. Robin is talking to Carrie]  Hold still sweetie, just hold still!

  Sly : [laughing]  Oh no! There goes old faithful!

  Dan : Ahhh, sprang a leak!

  Robin : [finishes]  TIME!

  Dan : Oh no! i had a leak here, i also had an injury, a rotator cup injury-rotator cup!

• Lenny : [a hypnotized Lenny is driving the babies to Babyco to rescue Whit and the other babies from Dr. Kindler... He answers his cell phone after Dan calls him to ask where he took the babies with a hypnotized monotone]  We have a vitally urgent mission at Babyco. We have a vitally urgent mission at Babyco. We have a vitally urgent mission at Babyco.

  Lenny : [hangs up phone] 

  Dickie : [as Lenny is saying this - the camera pans next to him where we see a still hypnotized Dickie saying the same words... Dickie also still has his finger picking his nose and his tongue sitcking out of his mouth meaning Sly has kept him hypnotized this entire time!]  We have a vitally urgent mission at Babyco. We have a vitally urgent mission at Babyco. We have a vitally urgent mission at Babyco.

  Dickie : [Dickie then sticks his finger back into his nose and his tongue out of his mouth while Sly and the other babies laugh at him]