Baby Geniuses (1999)

Leo Fitzgerald: Sly, Whit

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Quotes 

• Carrie : Sly - Do I have time to go potty?

  Sly : The potty? You're wearing the potty! Put it on hold, this is much more important.

  Carrie : Easy for YOU to say!

• Sly : We have to use our secret weapon.

  Basil : And what's that?

  Sly : Duby - What's the one thing grown-ups fear most about us babies?

  Duby : Dirty Diapers!

  Sly : You're wrong!

  Duby : Well they make those stupid faces when they change our diapers!

  Sly : Its our Intelligence everyone, Our Intelligence... Dirty Diapers... that's funny though.

• Goon Bob : You must be Sylvester. I heard about you, know karate. Well I'm a blackbelt. Would you care to try me on son?

  Sly : Ohhh Noooo I'd be Toooo Scared.

  Goon Bob : [looks down and sees sly's trap]  Now, guess you expect me to step over the ski and you'll jump on the end and then the end will jump up and hit me in the gonads and I'll scream and make a funny face and I'll fall down the stairs. Well i think you've been seein' too many bad movies pal cause I'm just gonna step around the ski - just how stupid do you think i am?

  Sly : [throws heavy object at Goon Bob causing him to jump back right into the ski, and quickly realizes that he is right where he doesn't want to be]  Pretty Stupid!

  [sly jumps down on the ski as the ski hits him very hard in the groin] 

  Goon Bob : [grunting in pain] 

  Carrie : What happened? Sly Kicked Him Right In The Forbidden Zone.

  [the other babies groan Ohhhhhh Man! while also laughing as Goon Bob wobbles by] 

• Dickie : [notices Goon Bob wincing in pain as he walks downstairs and out of the house]  What's going on?

  Goon Ray : Looks like a work related injury, I better go up and see what's going on.

  [goes upstairs and sees a grinning Sly and the same ski trap that just got the other goon] 

  Goon Ray : Tough Guy Huh? Well you're about to meet your worst nightmare!

  Sly : Goon, That is some lame dialogue.

  Goon Ray : You really think I'm gonna walk over that ski and you're gonna jump on the end and that ski is gonna jump up and hit me in the gonads and I'm gonna scream, make a funny face and fall down the stairs? Well I don't think so.

  Sly : [throws another heavy object at goon as goon jumps out of the way to avoid being hit and finds himself right where he didn't want to be - and grimaces preparing himself]  Cross Your Legs And Smile!

  [Sly jumps on the end of the ski and the other end comes up and hits the other goon right in the groin] 

  Sly : You don't mess with the Sly-man.

• Sly : This isn't working.

  Lexi : Well what do you expect? We're geniuses, not ninjas!

• Sly : The night is young, and so am I.