Best Men (1997)

Andy Dick: Teddy

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Quotes 

• Jesse : So, how's Mary?

  Teddy : Oh, she hates me.

  Jesse : Maybe it's just a phase... her hating you.

  Teddy : Uh, huh... Oh no, she's pretty much hated me since the day I got her pregnant.

• Teddy : You're packing?

  Buzz : Could you say that just a little bit louder, I don't think the guards heard you?

  Teddy : That is against the law.

  Buzz : Well I'd rather be tried by twelve than carried by six!

• Teddy : [while he is talking on the phone]  Oh, I understand.