The Big Lebowski (1998)

Christian Clemenson: Younger Cop

Quotes 

• Younger Cop : And was there anything of value in the car?

  The Dude : Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

  Younger Cop : [expectant pause]  In the briefcase?

  The Dude : Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.

  Younger Cop : And what do you do, sir?

  The Dude : I'm unemployed.

• The Dude : Also, my rug was stolen.

  Younger Cop : The rug was in the car?

  The Dude : No. It was here.

  Younger Cop : [eager]  Oh, separate incidents.

  Maude Lebowski : [on answering machine]  Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. I need to see you. I'm the one who took your rug.

  Younger Cop : Well. I guess we can close the file on that one.

• [after reporting the stolen car] 

  The Dude : Do you find them much, these, stolen cars?

  Younger Cop : Sometimes. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though.

  Older Cop : Or the Creedence.