Dil To Pagal Hai (1997)

Shah Rukh Khan: Rahul

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Quotes 

• [Nisha is dressing when Rahul bursts in] 

  Rahul : [searching her room]  Hey, Nisha, have you seen my cassette? It has a very important music piece on it, I think I left it somewhere in your room... Where the hell is the cassette?

  Nisha : Rahul, you have no manners! Don't you know you're supposed to knock before coming into a room where a girl is dressing?

  Rahul : Girl? What girl?

  Nisha : ME! Stop it, Rahul, I'm serious!

  Rahul : Hey, relax, I know very well that you're a girl! Besides, you also had come into MY room when I had nothing on...

  Nisha : That's different!

  Rahul : How so?

  Nisha : Oh, shut up!

• [Nisha is shopping for clothes with Rahul, and has draped several possible purchases over him, making Rahul look like a human clothes-hanger] 

  Rahul : [talking to a man noticing him]  Are you shopping? Alone? VERY GOOD! Don't ever go shopping with a girl!

• [first lines] 

  Rahul : What is love?

  Pooja : Love?... Love is life.

• [while Rahul and the troupe celebrate Nisha's birthday, Pooja begs Ajay to tell her about a girl he likes] 

  Ajay : Okay, okay, okay... You see that waiter serving water?

  [He points to a waiter serving glasses of water] 

  Pooja : Yeah?

  Ajay : Well, if he comes here with a glass of water, I'll tell you all about her!

  [They watch the waiter - soon, there is only one glass left on his tray...] 

  Pooja : Oh my God... Excuse me, a glass of water please!

  Ajay : That's cheating!

  Pooja : So what? Everything is fair in love and war!

  [the waiter brings her a glass of water] 

  Rahul : [passes by, takes the glass]  Thank YOU!

  Pooja : HEY!

  Ajay : [laughing]  Everything is fair in love and war!

• Ajay , Pooja , Nisha , Rahul : [singing]  Dil to pagal hai / dil deewana hai... the heart is crazy / the heart is mad...

• Rahul : [showing Nisha a shirt she selected and he's tried on]  Okay? Happy?

  [Nisha starts laughing at Rahul] 

  Rahul : What's so funny?

  Nisha : Where are your jeans?

• Nisha : I won't dance for your play!

  Rahul : So what? We'll get another dancer and replace you!

  Nisha : Ah, go on! There's no dancer as good as I am!

  [cut to Pooja dancing] 

• [standing in the rain] 

  Rahul : Pooja... when you laugh...

  Pooja : Listen, I know I look good...

  Rahul : No, when you laugh, it starts to rain...

  [He grabs her umbrella and hurls it away] 

• Rahul : [dropping Pooja home late]  I hope your uncle is asleep, so we won't have to listen to his singing...

  [Pooja laughs] 

• [Rahul and the troupe celebrate Nisha's birthday] 

  Rahul : [at the bar]  Okay, everybody, tequila time!

  Nisha : [coming over]  What are you all drinking?

  Rahul : Tequila!

  Nisha : Can I have a drink?

  Rahul : No, only men are able to drink this stuff! You go back and sit down there!

  Nisha : No, give me a drink!

  Rahul : Hey, Nisha, don't bother us, just go and sit down!

  Nisha : Rahul, today is my birthday...

  Rahul : Oh... happy birthday!

  Nisha : Thank you... I can do whatever I want, eat whatever I want and drink whatever I want, understand?

  Rahul : Nisha... okay, it's your birthday! Waiter, bring one more glass...

  [All the members of the troupe line up, glasses ready in their hands] 

  Rahul : Okay, 1... 2... 3... GO!

  [Everyone downs three tequilas - and make faces, trying to adjust to the alcohol. Rahul is the only one unaffected by the tequila] 

  Rahul : [laughing at Nisha]  Ha! What did I tell you? Girls aren't able to handle this stuff!

  [Nisha suddenly starts giggling drunkenly] 

  Nisha : One more!

  Rahul : [to himself]  Rahul, you're dead!...

• Nisha : [raving at God and throwing rocks in every direction]  YOU ARE BAD! YOU ARE BAD! What have I ever done to deserve this? You are bad! You are bad!

  [Rahul grabs and holds her arms to make her stop] 

  Rahul : I'm sorry, Nisha...

  Nisha : Rahul, please don't say sorry, otherwise I'll cry...

  Rahul : I'm sorry, Nisha...

  [Nisha slowly sags against Rahul and silently starts crying] 

• Rahul : Rahul... Naam toh suna hoga