Dinner at Fred's (1997)

Kevin McDonald: Fred

Quotes 

• Richard : What if he's up late catching a movie?

  Fred : He doesn't watch TV!

  Dennis : Not since he blew a hole in it with his shotgun.

  [Richard reacts] 

  Fred : Don't worry. He was just mad at Phil Donahue about the episode where he wore a dress. Who didn't shoot their TV that day?

• Aunt Bonnie : We had the bible read to us by Charleston Heston I wish it had been a longer trip, I'd like to have heard the ending.

  Fred : The Hero dies.

  Aunt Bonnie : No!