Excess Baggage (1997)

Alicia Silverstone: Emily

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• Emily : You got a girlfriend?

  Vincent : Nah, I gave that up.

  Emily : Why?

  Vincent : Because I always see the potential of failure.

• Emily : Do you like my tummy?

  Vincent : Yeah, it's nice.

  Emily : Do you like my laugh?

  Vincent : If you smile.

  Emily : I know you like my car.

  Vincent : Well, me and your car, we... never really got that close, you know.

• Vincent : How stupid do you think I am, huh?

  Emily : How stupid is there?

• Vincent : Let's see... we've got rum, tequila and rum... Rum and tequila. What would you like?

  Emily : You don't have to be drunk to kiss me.

  Vincent : Well... I'm not drunk.

  [kisses her] 

• Vincent : We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

  Emily : What's the hard way?

  Vincent : It's harder... it's harder than the easy way. That's what I know.

• Vincent : [Uncle Ray is walking towards them with a gun]  Think he's gonna shoot?

  Emily : Yes, *yes*, Vincent! Run!

  [both start running quickly] 

• Emily : Where are we going?

  Vincent : Knotty Pines.

  Emily : What do ya gotta go to Knotty Pines for?

  Vincent : So I can meet my man, and tell him "Hey, Greg! It's so nice to see you! I just got robbed for $200,000! I enjoyed it!" "Whaaat, by who?" "Her uncle!" "Who?" "Her uncle!" I mean, is this science fiction or what?

• Emily : Oh, hi, Dad, I'm okay but, um... Daddy, he made me touch his penis.

  Vincent : [Vincent hangs up the phone]  Touch what?

  Emily : Oops.

• Vincent : How old are you?

  Emily : Twelve.

  Vincent : Okay. If you say so.

• Emily : [Emily is cuffed to the sink in the bathroom after beating on Vincent]  What... you're done? You don't wanna play anymore?

• Emily : Hey, you gonna uncuff me?

  Greg : [to Vincent]  I'm not an accomplice for this. It's your doing, buddy.

  Emily : What's your problem?

  Greg : No problem.

  [chuckles] 

  Emily : I see you're both graduates from the same school of public speaking.

• Emily : [in Vincent's car]  Do you mind if I have a cigarette?

  Vincent : [snatches it from her]  If you wanna smoke, you can smoke in the trunk.

  Emily : [raises her eyes, finds another topic]  What's your name?

  Vincent : John Doe.

  Emily : [repeats with irony]  John Doe.

  [fishes out another cigarette and is about to light up, but he grabs that away from her as well] 

• Emily : Why are we stopping? Do you have to pee? I'd like to pee.

• Emily : [on phone]  Leave with your daughter in mortal peril? What will people think?

  Alexander : What in God's name do you want from me?

• Vincent : Mind if I ask you a question?

  Emily : What?

  Vincent : What are you running away from?

  Emily : [shrugs]  I'm not running away.

  [smiles] 

  Emily : I'm just trying to get your money back.