- Detective Sergeant Andy McLoughlin: My wife came back today and I'm damned if I'm spending another seven years with a woman whose favorite color is beige.
- Detective Sergeant Andy McLoughlin: You're an awful bloody liar Cattrell, you told me compassion was a frail thing. In your hands it is an offensive weapon.
- Anne Cattrell: Don't worry. Shaking hands with a lesbian is perfectly safe.
- Detective Sergeant Andy McLoughlin: I've nothing against dykes, Miss Cattrell. Just wouldn't stick my finger in one.