Most Wanted (1997)

Keenen Ivory Wayans: James Dunn

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• Sergeant James Dunn : You live alone?

  Dr. Victoria Constantini : No, I, I have a boyfriend. He's a cop!

  Sergeant James Dunn : You don't have a boyfriend.

  Dr. Victoria Constantini : How do you know?

  Sergeant James Dunn : There's five empty buckets of Häagen-Dazs in your trash, your legs are stubbly and your hair color needs a touch-up.

• Bus Guard #1 : Hey, convict. Is it true you won a Navy Cross?

  Sergeant James Dunn : Yeah.

  Bus Guard #1 : So what'd a piece of shit like you do so brave to deserve a medal?

  Sergeant James Dunn : I fucked your sister.

  [Guard #2 laughs] 

  Bus Guard #1 : What're you laughin' at?

  Bus Guard #2 : I seen your sister!

• [Handling an ice bullet, which melts inside the target] 

  Sergeant James Dunn : "Ice projectiles." What'll these people think of next? Fruity flavors?

• Lt. Col. Grant Casey : Like you, many of my men are ex-convicts. Take the captain here. When I found him, he was awaiting sentencing in an Iraqi prison for raping a 15-year-old girl.

  Sergeant James Dunn : What's the matter, they don't have sheep in the Middle East?

• Sergeant James Dunn : Where's your telephone?

  Dr. Victoria Constantini : It's in my bag.

  [She stands] 

  Sergeant James Dunn : I'll get it. Wouldn't want you to have another Charlie's Angels flashback.

  [He finds a stun gun among her things] 

  Dr. Victoria Constantini : It was a gift from my mother. She thinks every psycho in L.A. is coming after me. Who knew?

• General Adam Woodward : Shoulda killed me when you had the chance, Dunn. Piss-poor planning on your part. Piss-poor.

  Sergeant James Dunn : Yeah, well, I'm a Marine. We don't plan. We improvise.

• Sergeant James Dunn : Sometimes, I plan shit!

• Lt. Col. Grant Casey : Now... Mr. Dunn, you listen here...

  Sergeant James Dunn : No, you listen here. I'm not interested in joining anybody's goon squad. So you and George Forehead over here can just step off.

• Sergeant James Dunn : Yo man, these cuffs are a little tight. You think you can loosen 'em up a little bit?

  Bus Guard #1 : No.

  Sergeant James Dunn : Yeah, well my balls are itchin' real bad. How about you lend me a hand?

  Bus Guard #1 : Careful, convict. I got orders to shoot to kill.

  Sergeant James Dunn : Me or yourself?

• Homeless Man : What are you, somebody famous?

  Sergeant James Dunn : Yeah, you could say that.

  Homeless Man : People tell me I look a lot like Denzel Washington.

• [first lines] 

  Marine Lieutenant : Standby, Sergeant. Target should be coming into sight. Target's in sight. Take him out.

  Sergeant James Dunn : It's a kid, Lieutenant.

  Marine Lieutenant : We have our orders, Sergeant.

  Sergeant James Dunn : Can't be more than ten years old.

  Marine Lieutenant : I don't care about his age. Take him out!

  Sergeant James Dunn : I can't...

  Marine Lieutenant : [draws his pistol]  Goddammit, Sergeant! We have our orders here! Fire, now! Now! Obey my fuckin' order!