Sharpe (TV Series)
Sharpe's Revenge (1997)
John Benfield: Gen. Calvet
Quotes
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Richard Sharpe : Who's in command of this expedition?
Calvet : [referring to his own rank] How many generals do you see in this room?
Richard Sharpe : None, Calvet. It's like the French Revolution. All men are equal. Each man on his own merit.
[Referring the riflemen]
Richard Sharpe : We have the most merit.
Calvet : So you say.
Richard Sharpe : I do say.
Calvet : So which one of you 'equals' is in command?
Richard Sharpe : I am.
Calvet : [with a knife in hand, indicating the cheese on the table] So how do i divide the cheese? By *merit* or by *rank*? Who gets the biggest piece?
Richard Sharpe : You do.
Calvet : Because I'm a general!
Richard Sharpe : No. Because i bloody hate cheese!
[He exits. As Gaston tries to take the cheese instead, Calvet slaps his hand]
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Calvet : [to Sharpe] For a change, Englishman, you and I will be on the same side. We are allies. Except that I am a General of Imperial France and you are a piece of English toadshit, which means that I give the orders and you obey them like a lily white-arsed conscript. So stop gawping like a novice nun in a gunners' bathhouse and tell me where we're going!
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Calvet : In Russia, I ate one of my corporals.
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Calvet : [sits down to eat in between battles; to Ducos, in French] Breakfast?
[as Ducos shakes his head, bagpipes are heard in the distance, announcing the next British attack]
Calvet : Ross. And where Ross is, Sharpe is.
Ducos : Can I trust you to kill Sharpe?
Calvet : [more interested in his breakfast than the battle] We do our best.