Sliding Doors (1998)

Zara Turner: Anna

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• [Helen has broken up with her boyfriend] 

  Helen : Bollocks to him. I'm over him.

  Anna : [skeptically]  Oh. You're over him.

  Helen : Yes. Totally and utterly and completely over him.

  Anna : No you're not.

  Helen : I am.

  Anna : You're not.

  Helen : Anna, I'm over him! What do you mean I'm not? How do you know I'm not?

  Anna : Well, two things really. One, you're still counting how long you've been apart in days - and probably hours and minutes - but the big-flashing-red-light way of telling you're not really over someone is when you're still reading their horoscope in the hope that they're going to get wiped out in some freak napalming incident.

  Helen : Smartass!

  [tosses the paper at Anna] 

  Anna : [opens the paper]  What is he?

  Helen : A wanker.

  [pause] 

  Helen : Oh. Aries.

  Anna : Aries... Aries... well, just shows how much I know.

  [reads] 

  Anna : "With Mars your ruler in the ascendancy, you will get wiped out in a freak napalming incident and Helen says bollocks to you." This guy's very good.

• James : Hands up if you drank too much, eh?

  Helen : Hey, I'm not as drunk as thinkle peep I am.

  Anna : Put a wick in her mouth and she'd burn for a fortnight.

• Helen : God! I feel like such a mug! Useless, no good, shagging, horrible, despicable, lying, two faced, pissing, shagging...

  Anna : You said shagging.

  Helen : ...wanker!

• Anna : Are you okay?

  Helen : Yes, just going quietly mad.

  Anna : Thank goodness for that. I was worried.

• [Helen walks into the room holding a pregnancy test] 

  Anna : James?

  [Helen nods] 

  Anna : Since last night?

  [Helen stares] 

  Anna : Sorry.

  [pause] 

  Anna : You can't tell from one. They can be inaccurate.

  Helen : I bought three packets. Two in a packet - that's six. You can tell from six.