State and Main (2000)
Philip Seymour Hoffman: Joseph Turner White
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Quotes
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Joseph Turner White : You believe that?
Ann Black : I do if you do.
Joseph Turner White : But it's absurd.
Ann Black : So is our electoral process. But we still vote.
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Joseph Turner White : What's an associate producer credit?
Bill Smith : It's what you give to your secretary instead of a raise.
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Joseph Turner White : Ever wonder why the Dalmatian's the symbol of the firehouse?
Ann Black : First organized fire department was on the border of Dalmatia and Sardinia in the year 642.
Joseph Turner White : That's why the Dalmatian?
Ann Black : It was either that, or a sardine.
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Ann Black : And here's some hydrogen peroxide.
Joseph Turner White : I don't drink.
Ann Black : It's for your finger.
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Joseph Turner White : I may have to go to jail.
Ann Black : I'll knit you a sweater.
Joseph Turner White : I'm gonna be in there a long time.
Ann Black : I'll knit you a jumpsuit.
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Joseph Turner White : How do I do a film called "The Old Mill" when I don't have an old mill?
Ann Black : Well, first you've got to change the title.
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Joseph Turner White : You like kids?
Ann Black : Never saw the point of 'em.
Joseph Turner White : Me neither.
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Walt Price : And we're going to sue you for a billion dollars.
Joe White : What cause?
Walt Price : I don't need a cause, I just need a lawyer!
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Walt Price : We're gonna go have some local food, some roadhouse. Joe, you wanna go?
Joseph Turner White : Gotta date.
Walt Price : Already he's learned how to write a movie and he's found some girl to get his toes curled. You're a monster!
Joseph Turner White : You're too kind.
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Joe White : The girl was in the car.
Walt Price : I treated you like a son or a nephew.
Joe White : It's not about you.
Walt Price : No? What's it about, then?
Joe White : I have to tell the truth.
Walt Price : That, that is just so narrow!
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[repeated line]
Joe White : I lost my typewriter.
