State and Main (2000)
William H. Macy: Walt Price
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Quotes
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Walt Price : What does he like?
Bill Smith : 14-year-old girls.
Walt Price : Well, get him something else. We want to get out of this town alive. Get him half a 28-year-old girl. How's my math?
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Bob Barrenger : I know my lines.
Walt Price : You do?
Bob Barrenger : I just don't know what order they come in.
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Walt Price : How are we coming with the dead horse scene?
Marty Rossen : You can't actually kill the horse.
Walt Price : Aw, fuck me!
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Walt Price : Marty, we got a new town. It's uh... Where are we?
Bill Smith : Waterford, Vermont.
Walt Price : Waterford, Vermont. Where is it? THAT'S where it is.
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Walt Price : Who designed these costumes? It looks like Edith Head puked, and that puke designed these costumes.
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Tommy Max : My wife is going to have a baby.
Walt Price : Oh, good, let's bring more people into this overcrowded world.
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Walt Price : Would you like a cigar?
Mayor George Bailey : Aren't these illegal?
Walt Price : Why would they be illegal?
Mayor George Bailey : Well, the trade embargo with Cuba.
Walt Price : Nobody tells me anything.
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Decorator : Do you want to see the firemen's costumes? Because i found this mole skin for the color...
Production Assistant : Marty Rossen has touched down
Walt Price : Okay.
Decorator : It's not black but it looks black. it's not brown...
Walt Price : Yep, it's faggy without being homosexual.
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Walt Price : It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.
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Walt Price : And we're going to sue you for a billion dollars.
Joe White : What cause?
Walt Price : I don't need a cause, I just need a lawyer!
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[Marty eats a piece of bread]
Marty Rossen : Mm, this is good. Have you tried it?
Walt Price : Oh, like I'm really going to eat carbohydrates.
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Walt Price : Hey, did you see the grosses for Gandhi 2?
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Tommy Max : I'm very sorry, I...
Walt Price : You're very sorry, you passive-aggressive, son-of-a-bitch... Can we replace him?
Bill Smith : We start shooting in three days.
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Tommy Max : My wife is having a baby...
[Walt stares at him irritated]
Walt Price : Thank you for keeping me current.
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Walt Price : This is what my people died for... the right to make a movie in this town.
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Marty Rossen : Get him some... Maple syrup.
Walt Price : Maple syrup. Grows on trees.
Marty Rossen : Actually, it's an extract of the tree.
Walt Price : Oh, bullshit.
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Marty Rossen : And how are you getting along with these fine people?
Walt Price : Like dykes and dogs!
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Walt Price : What does that woman WANT from life?
Marty Rossen : She wants $800,000 to show her tits.
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Production Assistant : Your wife's on the phone.
Walt Price : I have no wife!
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Walt Price : What's in the bag?
Marty Rossen : My undies, cause, you can't get this film off on time I'm gonna wet myself.
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Bill Smith : It's Marty, he's on the coast.
Walt Price : On the coast? Of course he's on the coast, where would he be, The Hague?
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Walt Price : [ruefully] And I was just paying off my spread in Montana.
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Walt Price : We're gonna go have some local food, some roadhouse. Joe, you wanna go?
Joseph Turner White : Gotta date.
Walt Price : Already he's learned how to write a movie and he's found some girl to get his toes curled. You're a monster!
Joseph Turner White : You're too kind.
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Joe White : The girl was in the car.
Walt Price : I treated you like a son or a nephew.
Joe White : It's not about you.
Walt Price : No? What's it about, then?
Joe White : I have to tell the truth.
Walt Price : That, that is just so narrow!
