The Bachelor (1999)

Chris O'Donnell: Jimmie

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Quotes 

• Jimmie : Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas.

  Marco : You are sick!

• [after Jimmie is rejected by his ex-girlfriend Stacey] 

  Jimmie : She's engaged.

  Marco : Engaged, or married? Because if she's only engaged...

• Marco : [to Jimmie]  Your birthday is soon, right? Like next week?

  Jimmie : No, it's not next week.

  Marco : Thank God.

  Jimmie : It's tomorrow.

• [after Carolyn explains to Jimmie the symbolism between flowers and vaginas] 

  Jimmie : I'm not interested in your goddamn vagina, all right? I just want to marry you!

• Grandad Shannon : As my last surviving descendant, you have a sacred duty to pass on my genetic material.

  Jimmie : That's a lovely sentiment.

• Roy O'Dell : Time for desperate measures. What about my daughter?

  Jimmie : Absolutely not!

  Roy O'Dell : Why not? She's not good enough for you?

  Jimmie : She's fifteen!

  Roy O'Dell : Well, it's pretty late in the game for you to be Mr. Choosy.

• [Before Jimmie asks his ex-girlfriend Buckley to marry him] 

  Marco : OK, crunch time. Seventh game of the World Series. Bottom of the ninth. Two outs. Full count. It's our last chance. There's no tomorrow. Got it?

  Jimmie : Four cliches ago.

• Jimmie : [playing pool with Marco]  Stripes wins, I propose.

  Marco : And solids?

  Jimmie : I don't know. Fake choking on a piece of steak.

• Jimmie : Anne, this has been the worst day of my life, alright? You obviously know about the money; what you don't know is I had to do it. I would have been responsible for closing down the whole company. I don't even know if you know I'm not married. I'm not, but I wanna be. I just ... Please, say something?

  Anne : Why didn't you tell me?

  Jimmie : I, I, I didn't trust you to believe me. I wanted to marry you first and the money ... I don't know, a really big wedding gift, but I spent the whole night asking every woman in the world to marry me ...

  Anne : Every woman? You asked Buckley?

  Jimmie : Every one but the one I wanted.

  Anne : What was that that you were saying about my freckle?

  Jimmie : It's still there. If you want to walk away, I understand. But what's so important that I tell you this; today I realized the only thing truly special about me is you. I can spend my whole life scared and alone wandering around some place or I could tell you how much I love you. You make me so happy. If it takes our whole married life to make it up to you, I would be so honored just to have that chance. I just want to be with you.

  Anne : Oh my God, now that was a proposal.