Dogma (1999)

Jeff Anderson: Gun Salesman

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• Gun Salesman : We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on.

  Loki : Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...

  Bartleby : Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.

  Loki : Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.

  Bartleby : What work did you do? You lit a few fires.

  Loki : I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.

  Bartleby : Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

  Loki : Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.