Dogma (1999)

Matthew Maher: Bartender

Quotes 

• Azrael : Get me a... Holy Bartender.

  Bartender : Never heard of it.

  Azrael : Ahh, he doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender. You do, don't you, Muse?

  Serendipity : Don't...

  Azrael : Ahh, anybody? No?

  [Jay and Silent Bob shake their heads] 

  Azrael : Well, I know how to make a Holy Bartender...

  [Azrael pulls out an MAC-11, shoots the bartender repeatedly, then laughs hysterically] 

  Azrael : Get it?

  Serendipity : [restrained by the Stygian triplets who have suddenly appeared]  Sweet Jesus, Azrael why?

  Rufus : Come on, demon, I wanna see you try that shit on someone who's already dead!

  Azrael : Now, now, apostle, you maintain that kind of an attitude and you and the barkeep won't be the only corpses in the room. The Christ bitch will join you.

  [referring to Bethany] 

  Jay : [face lights up]  Oh... wait. I get it. Holy Bartender! Ha, ha, ha!