Knock Off (1998)
Rob Schneider: Tommy Hendricks
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Quotes
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Tommy Hendricks : I sign things too. In private.
Karen Lee : Oh, things like that falsified document?
Tommy Hendricks : Oh, no, no, no! Ray signs all the false documents.
Karen Lee : Oh, I agree. And I think you two have spent your time in Hong Kong getting drunk, chasing ass and getting massages in stead of taking care of company's business.
Tommy Hendricks : Look, the massage industry in Hong Kong is going through a really tough time right now. I'm just trying to help out the local college girls!
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Marcus Ray : It still doesn't prove his a knock off artist.
Karen Lee : Why are you defending the gangster? Looks like he's screwing us.
Tommy Hendricks : Oh no, with Eddie it's more like date rape.
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Tommy Hendricks : You're the king of knock offs!
Marcus Ray : I was. But you're still a fake.
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Tommy Hendricks : You're never gonna get away with this.
Karen Lee : They're already getting away with it.
Tommy Hendricks : I know. I'm trying to mind fuck them. On the placement test at Langley, I was off the chart in verbal skills.
Karen Lee : [shouting] Can I die alone, please?
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Tommy Hendricks : What? There are knock-off artists? In Hong Kong? I'm shocked!
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Harry Johanson : Once we have our little baby bombs all over the U.S., they'll be a monthly satellite bill that would make HBO green with envy. A hundred million dollars a month. And if they don't pay, we send the detonation signal... and good-bye, yellow brick road.
Tommy Hendricks : Good-bye, yellow brick road? Better buy some new CD's, Harry. It's pathetic.