Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Nicholas Rowe: J

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• [Discussing their careers as marijuana growers] 

  J : I've a strong suspicion we should have been rocket scientists, or Nobel Peace Prize winners or something.

  Charles : Peace Prize? Ooh. Be lucky to find your penis for a piss, the amount you keep smoking.

• Lenny : Hang on a minute, Nathan. Something stinks.

  Nathan : Yeah, your fucking aftershave.

  Lenny : Fuck you, funny man.

  J : For God's sake, help me. I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain!

  Lenny : Go in slowly, Nathan.

  Nathan : Fuck you, funny man. You go first.

  Lenny : Just get the fuck in there, will you?

• J : We grow grass, we're not mercenaries.