The Impostors (1998)

Allan Corduner: Captain

Quotes 

• Happy Franks : Don't kid a kidder kid! People are afraid of poverty, of war, of pestilence, of not knowing who they are or what they want, of dogs, and I say - Don't! Don't fear these things! They're not real. You want something to fear? Do you know what to fear? Love. Fear love. Love is real and it is terrifying. If you're going to be afraid, be afraid when someone says...

  [he is cut off in mid-sentence as other camera angles show the other characters say "I love you" in different ways] 

  Johnny Leguard : [to Mrs. Essendine]  I love you.

  Maxine : [to the sheik]  Je t'aime.

  Captain : [to the deposed queen]  Ti amo.

  Meistrich : [to Lili]  Ich liebe dich.

  Sparks : [to Maurice, who is dressed in drag]  I lo-

  [Maurice stops him] 

  First Mate : [in foreign language, to bomb which he hid in his coat]  I love you.

  Emily : [to Happy]  I love you!

• Captain : I'm always a little sad.

• Captain : All my life, I look for a woman I once loved. Almond eyes, and the mouth of a cherub.

• Captain : All aboard!