The Wedding Singer (1998)

Carmen Filpi: Old Man in Bar

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Quotes 

• Glenn : [after punching Robbie]  You know, you should write a song about this. You could call it "I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people's business".

  [he and his friends walk off laughing] 

  Old man in bar : Sounds like a country song!

• [about women] 

  Old Man in Bar : They rip your heart out of your ass!

• Glenn : Hey, asswipe, don't go snitching to Julia about this. I know you got a little crush on her, but you gotta face the facts: she'd rather go to bed with a REAL man. Not some poor singing orphan.

  Robbie : All right, shithead. I haven't been in a fight since I was in the fifth grade, but I beat the shit out of that kid, so now I'm going to beat the shit out of you.

  [Old guy throws a weak punch at Glenn and misses horribly] 

  Robbie : Hey, what are you doing, man?

  Old Man in Bar : I'm sorry. I used to be much stronger.

• Robbie : That's it, man, starting right now, me and you are going to be free and happy the rest of our lives!

  Sammy : I'm not happy. I'm miserable.

  Robbie : Wha - what?

  Sammy : See... I grew up idolizing guys like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino because they got a lot of chicks. You know what happened to Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino?

  Robbie : Yeah, I read that Fonzie wants to be a director and Barbarino, I think... the mechanical bull movie? I didn't see it yet.

  Sammy : Their shows got canceled. Because no one wants to see a fifty-year-old guy hitting on chicks.

  Robbie : So what are you saying?

  Sammy : What I'm saying is all I really want is someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be all right.

  Old man in bar : [Comes up behind him and hugs him]  Everything is going to be all right.

• Old man in bar : You need a prostitute.