Immortality (1998)

Timothy Spall: Inspector Healey

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• Steven Grlscz : It's a way of picking up women.

  Inspector Healey : Do you do this often?

  Steven Grlscz : No, not often. Once a month perhaps.

  Inspector Healey : I call that often. So you give them the card and wait for them to call?

  Steven Grlscz : More or less.

  Inspector Healey : More or less?

  Steven Grlscz : Depends on the circumstances. I give them the card and tell them it's not something I normally do.

  Inspector Healey : And the number?

  Steven Grlscz : I don't use it to anything else.

  Inspector Healey : Why?

  Steven Grlscz : So I know who is calling whn they call me.

  Inspector Healey : Explain.

  Steven Grlscz : Sometimes the phone rings and there's all silence and all I have to say is 'It's you, isn't it?'. Of course it always is. Seems strange saying it out loud. Seems.

  Inspector Healey : Sinister?

  Steven Grlscz : Cheap, I was going to say.

• [to gang harassing him] 

  Inspector Healey : Fuck off. I'm a police officer.

• Steven Grlscz : Am I in trouble?

  Inspector Healey : You had your passport with you. Are you going somewhere?

  Steven Grlscz : I was opening a bank account.

  Inspector Healey : Well, I'd like to hold on to it if you don't mind.

  Steven Grlscz : I do mind.

  Inspector Healey : I'd like to hold on to it all the same.

• Steven Grlscz : [hands Inspector Healey his stolen crucifix back]  Somethings are better left unsaid. "Thank you" is not one of them.

  Inspector Healey : Thank you.