Wrongfully Accused (1998)

Kelly LeBrock: Lauren Goodhue

Photos 

Quotes 

• Ryan Harrison : Your dog sure has a surprised look on his face.

  Lauren : That's because you're looking at his butt.

  Ryan Harrison : Uh, then he's certainly not going to enjoy that treat I just fed to him.

• Lauren : Ryan and I were having sex. Hot steamy, sweaty sex. Every part of my body tingled orgasm after orgasm...

  Sgt. Orono : Lady, I just asked for your name.

  Lauren : Oh... Mrs. Hibbing Goodhue.

• Lauren Goodhue : I've never missed one of your concerts. Hibbing, however, wasn't at Friday's.

  Hibbing Goodhue : It was a high colonic.

  Ryan Harrison : Yes, a Jewish holiday. Mazel tov.

• Cass Lake : I'm your sister. Lauren's our mother.

  Lauren : I'm your mother's identical twin, born ten years apart but identical. I killed your mother. Penis envy. She was a hermaphrodite.

  Cass Lake : Mom was my mother *and* my father?

  Lauren : Sean's adopted. I dated your real father but chose the life of a freedom fighter.

• Ryan Harrison : [to Sean]  Right? Signal "yes" by shooting yourself in the head three times.

  Lauren : Don't, it's a trick!