Wrongfully Accused (1998)

David Prestley: Paramedic

Quotes 

• [wearing a white lab coat, Harrison enters a deserted hospital emergency room when suddenly, injured people pour into the area from all directions] 

  Paramedic #1 : [voice]  A volcano has erupted!

  Paramedic #2 : [voice]  Tornado!

  Paramedic : [voice]  Earthquake!

  Patient : [voice]  El Nino!

  Man : [voice]  Herpies!

  Hospital Visitor : [voice]  An ocean liner just hit an iceburg!

• [impersonating a doctor, Harrison looks at various patients in a hospital ER] 

  Ryan Harrison : [refering to a fat man]  He's pregnant.

  Paramedic #2 : [refering to another patient]  Doctor, this man has been shot five times!

  Ryan Harrison : Put him in the 10 bullets or less line.

  Paramedic : [refering to a pregnant woman in labor]  Doctor, you may want to take a look at this.

  Ryan Harrison : No thank you!

  Ryan Harrison : [refering to another patient]  This man's in cardiac arrest. Give him 200,000 cc's of adrenaline.

  Nurse : But Doc...

  Ryan Harrison : But what? Damn your butt! I said 200,000 cc's of adrenaline!

  Ryan Harrison : [refering to another injured woman]  Balance, rotate, and align the organs.