Men in Black II (2002)

Tim Blaney: Frank the Pug

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Quotes 

• Frank the Pug : [Frank sings "I Will Survive"]  And now you're back from outer space, / I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face, / I should've changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key, / If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me. / Go on, now go! Walk out the door...

  Agent J : Frank! Move your head inside this window, before I roll it up in there.

  Frank the Pug : [Sits further away from the window]  Got it!

  [Starts humming "I Will Survive" melody again, looking anxiously out the window] 

  Agent J : [shouts]  Frank!

• Frank the Pug : D'ya tell the girl you love her?

  Agent J : Hey, man, she's a witness to a crime, that's it.

  Frank the Pug : Yada, yada, you're attracted. She's not even my species, and I'm attracted.

• [last lines] 

  Agent Kay : How ya doing?

  Agent J : Good.

  Agent Kay : Listen, we've all been there. The girl is gone and it hurts. Wanna talk about it?

  Agent J : No.

  Agent Kay : I can help.

  Agent J : No.

  Zed : [walks into the room]  Still sulking?

  Agent Kay : [at the same time as J]  Yeah.

  Agent J : [at the same time as K]  No.

  Zed : You miss her, it happens to all of us. There was this young, hot thing I knew once. When our bodies were intwined, in the positions of the Kamasutra...

  Agent J : Zed! Come on, man! Damn!

  Frank the Pug : [walks in]  I'll tell you about dames. They say they wanna be scratched behind the ears, but what they REALLY want is...

  [growls] 

  Agent J : Hey! Come on...

  Frank the Pug : What? Still sitting shiva? Want my advice?

  Agent J : No. No advice.

  [to Kay] 

  Agent J : No talking.

  [to Zed] 

  Agent J : Hell no! Fellas, I swear, I'm fine.

  [opens his locker] 

  Grand Central Station Locker Creatures : All hail J! All hail J!

  Agent J : [closes his locker]  Why did you put them rats in my locker, man?

  Agent Kay : I thought it would put things in perspective for you.

  Agent J : No, K, it's actually kind of sad, really. We need to let them out of there. I mean, they need to know that the world is bigger than that.

  Agent Kay : Still a rookie.

  [Kicks open a door to a room filled with gigantic aliens] 

• Frank the Pug : [to an agent who laughs at him] 

  Frank the Pug : Got kids?

  Central Park Agent : No.

  Frank the Pug : Want 'em?

  [bares his teeth, attacks the agent's crotch] 

  Central Park Agent : Ah, get him off of me!

• Frank the Pug : How about we do the good cop, bad cop routine? You can interrogate the witness, and I growl. Grrrrr...

  Agent J : Aww, naw wait, how about we do the good cop, dumb dog thing, and you just shut up?

• [Frank is wearing his very own MIB suit] 

  Frank the Pug : J! Wait up! I appreciate this shot man. Thought I'd never get out of that mailroom.

  Agent J : Lose the suit!

  Frank the Pug : Sure thing partner. No problemo. Just going for the look. But if I say so myself, I do find the overall effect very slimming!

• Agent J : Am I supposed to take advice on love from a dude that chases his own ass?

  Frank the Pug : Easy, pal. That's canine profiling, and I resent it.

• Agent J : Stay!

  Frank the Pug : Listen, partner. I may look like a dog, but I only play one here on Earth.

  Agent J : OK, wipe your mouth.

• Frank the Pug : Trapped like rats in a Chia Pet.