Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Ahmed Best: Jar Jar Binks

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Quotes 

• Jar-Jar Binks : Ooh, mooey mooey, I love you!

  Qui-Gon Jinn : You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?

  Jar-Jar Binks : I spake!

  Qui-Gon Jinn : The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

• Shmi Skywalker : All slaves have a transmitter placed somewhere in their body.

  Anakin : I've been working on a scanner to try and locate mine.

  Shmi Skywalker : Any attempt to escape...

  Anakin : And they blow you up! BOOM!

  Jar Jar Binks : How wude!

• Jar-Jar Binks : Mesa cause one, two-y little bitty axadentes, huh? Yud say boom de gasser, den crashin der bosses heyblibber, den banished.

• Jar Jar Binks : Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.

• Jar-Jar Binks : Dis is nutsen!

  [looks out window] 

  Jar-Jar Binks : Oh, Gooberfish!

  Obi-Wan : Why were you banished, Jar-Jar?

  Jar-Jar Binks : It's a longo taleo buta small part of it would be mesa... clumsy.

  Obi-Wan : You were banished because you were clumsy?

  Jar-Jar Binks : Yousa might'n be sayin dat.

• Jar-Jar Binks : Exsqueeze me...

• Jar Jar Binks : [regarding returning to Otoh Gunga]  My forgotten, da Bosses will do terrible tings to me, terrrrrible is me going back der!

  Qui-Gon Jinn : Do you hear that?

  [a rumbling is heard in the distance] 

  Jar Jar Binks : Yeah.

  Qui-Gon Jinn : That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.

  Obi-Wan : If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion!

  Jar Jar Binks : Hmmm... yousa point is well seen.

• Jar Jar Binks : Monsters out there, leaking in here. Weesa all sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking we are in trouble?

• Captain Tarpals : Hey, you-sa! Stop-pa dere!

  Jar-Jar Binks : Hey yo, Daddy, Captain Tarpals. Mesa back.

  Captain Tarpals : No-ah 'gain, Jar Jar. You-sa goin' to da Bosses. You-sa in big doo-doo dis time!

  [Jar Jar gets shocked by a Gungan spear] 

  Jar-Jar Binks : Yipe! How wude!

• Jar Jar Binks : Better dead here than deader in the Core. Ye gods, whatta meesa sayin'?

• Queen Amidala : How did you end up here with us?

  Jar Jar Binks : I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!

• Jar Jar Binks : Yoosa should follow me now, okeeday?

• Jar-Jar Binks : [to the Queen]  Yousa thinking yousa people ganna die?

• Jar-Jar Binks : Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant.

• [last lines] 

  Boss Nass : Peace!

  Jar-Jar Binks : Ya-hoo!

• Qui-Gon Jinn : Let's get out of here before more droids show up.

  Jar-Jar Binks : More? More, did you spake?

• Jar Jar Binks : [Sees R2-D2 and other R2 units for the first time]  Hello, boyos.

• [repeated line] 

  Jar-Jar Binks : How wude!

• Jar-Jar Binks : No again! No again! The beings hereabouts are kwazy! We shall be robbed and crunched!

  Qui-Gon Jinn : Not likely, we have nothing of value. That's our problem.

• Jar-Jar Binks : But mesa doin' nothing!

• Anakin : I had a dream I was a Jedi. I came back here and freed all the slaves. Have you come to free us?

  Qui-Gon Jinn : No, I'm afraid not.

  Anakin : I think you have. Why else would you be here?

  Qui-Gon Jinn : I can see there's no fooling you, Anakin. We're on our way to Coruscant, the central system in the Republic, on a very important mission.

  Anakin : How did you end up out here in the Outer Rim?

  Padmé : Our ship was damaged, and we're stranded here until we can repair it.

  Anakin : I can help. I can fix anything.

  Qui-Gon Jinn : I believe you can. But first we must acquire the parts we need.

  Jar-Jar Binks : With no-nutten mula to trade.

  Padmé : These junk dealers must have a weakness of some kind.

  Shmi Skywalker : Gambling. Everything here revolves around betting on those awful races.

• Jar-Jar Binks : Gungans not giving up without a fight. Wesa Warriors. Wesa got a Grand Army. That's-a why yous not a-liking us, methinks.

• Jar Jar Binks : Where wesa goin?

  Qui-Gon Jinn : Don't worry. The Force will guide us.

  Jar Jar Binks : Ohh, maxi big da Force. Well, dat smells stinkowiff.

• Qui-Gon Jinn : He owes me what you call a Life Debt.

  Boss Nass : Binks? Yousa been havin' the life play with thissen hissen?

  Jar-Jar Binks : Uh-huh.

  Boss Nass : Blurublurublu! Be gone with him!

  Jar-Jar Binks : Count me outa this one. Better dead here than dead at the core. Ye Gods! What is mesa sayin'?

• Jar-Jar Binks : Oh, maxi big the Force! Well, that smells stinkerwhiff.

• Jar-Jar Binks : Mesa hatin' crunchin' . That's the last thing mesa wantin'.

• [Obi-Wan's submarine is propelling through an underwater cave, when it suddenly loses power] 

  Jar-Jar Binks : [whimpers]  Wesa gonna *die* in here!

  [cover his face as he continues to whimper fearfully] 

  Qui-Gon Jinn : [calmly]  Relax, we're not in trouble yet.

  Jar-Jar Binks : [peeks through one hand and then throws his hands up; frustrated]  What Ne-yet?

  [Obi-Wan opens the controls wire board and begins fixing the wires] 

  Jar-Jar Binks : Monsters out there, sinking in here... All stuck here wi' no power. When do you-sa thinkin' weesa in trouble?

  Obi-Wan : [Obi-Wan hot wires; power comes back on]  Power's back.

  Jar-Jar Binks : [Obi-Wan and Jar Jar turn to the front to see a viper fish-like sea monster. Jar Jar freaks out]  Aaaaugh! Monster-sa!

• Jar-Jar Binks : [At the pod race, Jar Jar is fixing one of Anakin's turbo engines and is farted in the face by a camel/tapir-like creature]  Pee-*u*sa!

• [In Gungan City, Qui-Gon decides to use Jar-Jar as a navigator for their voyage to the planet's core] 

  Qui-Gon Jinn : [to Boss Nass]  What is to become of Jar-Jar Binks here?

  Boss Nass : [importantly]  He-sa sentenced to be... *pew-nished*.

  [Boss Nass smiles darkly at Jar Jar. Jar Jar bows his head piteously. Obi-Wan looks at Jar Jar, his face full of pity] 

  Qui-Gon Jinn : I saved his life. He owes me what you might call a life debt. Your Gods demand that his life should be placed in my hands now.

  Boss Nass : [drawing out the "s"]  Binks? Yousa had your life played with this-a hue-sun?

  Jar-Jar Binks : [cute-faced, meekly]  Uh huh.

  Boss Nass : [shaking his head vigoriously, then to Qui-Gon]  Bwa-gur-a-glur-a-glur! Begone wi' him!

• Jar Jar Binks : Oh, dis'n gonna be messy.

  [covering his eyes] 

  Jar Jar Binks : Me no watchin'!

• Jar-Jar Binks : It is demanded by the Gods, it is!

• Jar-Jar Binks : Gungans get pasted too, eh?

  Queen Amidala : I hope not.

• Jar-Jar Binks : My give up!

• [During the Battle on Naboo, Jar Jar scampers up a Gungan war wagon only to find it full of explosive Boomba balls] 

  Jar Jar Binks : Uh, oh. Big problem...

  [the wagon's back door gives way and Jar Jar collapses on the ground, accidentally releasing the Boomba balls. Jar Jar runs away from the oncoming balls as they bounce and roll toward the destroyer droids, damaging two droid tanks in the process] 

• Queen Amidala : Jar Jar Binks?

  Jar Jar Binks : Mesa, your Highness?

  Queen Amidala : Yes. I need your help.