- Young Hercules: First the twister, now tomorrow morning they'll be a horse and a jackass missing.
- Young Iolaus: [confused] But I'm only taking the horse.
- Young Hercules: Yeah, I know.
- Discord: [about Hercules] Not so little anymore. He's 18 now. Tall, *exceptionally* strong, and actually quite handsome. Let me go rip his face off.
- Young Iolaus: It took you two weeks to get here? I've seen faster turtles.
- Young Hercules: Yeah, as they were passing you on the street, I'm sure!
- Young Iolaus: Oh, I'm *laughing*.
- Young Jason: [getting between them] Hey, guys! Let's hit the track, huh?