The Acid House (1998)

John Gardner: Sgt. Morrison (segment "The Granton Star Cause")

Quotes 

• Sgt. Morrison : So, what's been happening tonight, Brian?

  PC Cochrane : Well, there's the rapist, the guy that stabbed the boy in the shopping centre, and this comedian down here.

  Sgt. Morrison : Well, I've had a wee word with our rapist. Seems a nice enough young fellow. Tells us the whore was askin' for it. It's the way of the world, Brian. As for the guy that stabbed the boy - well, silly wee bugger, but... boys will be boys. What's the story with this tube-steak?

  PC Cochrane : Caught him smashing up a telephone box.

  Sgt. Morrison : [disgusted]  Tsk tsk.