Kudos to the casting director (who goes uncredited, along with nearly the entire crew) of "Breast Files 2", a porn movie that tries too hard to be funny (failing miserably) but delivers top-notch big breasts. Of course purists will lament that they're of the fake kind, but I'm more egalitarian on that soore, especially during the silicone-crazed '90s VHS era.
Lynn LeMay stars as a female version of the mad scientist cliche, named Dr. I. M. Insane (how's that for clever humor?). Her assistant is the bent-over Igor cliche, played by Kyle Stone. The hero is John Bond (pronounced "Bond, John Bond" in case we're slow on the spoofing) played hammily by Jonathan Morgan. As the only male cast members, each one doubles up: Morgan with shades on as Soviet spy Ivan Bobelinski (yes, a baseball reference) and Kyle also playing Bond's boss. This Bond is Agent 014 by the way.
Lynn of course is both East and West's enemy using woman-made Earthquakes to startle the world into making her its ruler, or else. She opens the video by doing a Frankenstein routine that reanimates Crystal Gold as one of her Shake Girls, who cause deadly earthquakes somehow by shaking their massive breasts.
That fascinating, stupendous story is soon abandoned in favor of one damn sex scene after another, with Heather Lee taking breast in show, while the 4th babe is played by Sally Layd.
Lynn LeMay stars as a female version of the mad scientist cliche, named Dr. I. M. Insane (how's that for clever humor?). Her assistant is the bent-over Igor cliche, played by Kyle Stone. The hero is John Bond (pronounced "Bond, John Bond" in case we're slow on the spoofing) played hammily by Jonathan Morgan. As the only male cast members, each one doubles up: Morgan with shades on as Soviet spy Ivan Bobelinski (yes, a baseball reference) and Kyle also playing Bond's boss. This Bond is Agent 014 by the way.
Lynn of course is both East and West's enemy using woman-made Earthquakes to startle the world into making her its ruler, or else. She opens the video by doing a Frankenstein routine that reanimates Crystal Gold as one of her Shake Girls, who cause deadly earthquakes somehow by shaking their massive breasts.
That fascinating, stupendous story is soon abandoned in favor of one damn sex scene after another, with Heather Lee taking breast in show, while the 4th babe is played by Sally Layd.