- Lola Gomez: First I'm your girlfriend, then your fiancee, now I'm converting. By tomorrow we'll have three kids.
- [Louie's a hitman.]
- Doris Greenbaum: So Louie, what exactly do you do?
- Louie: I run the show for Mr. Greco.
- Doris Greenbaum: Show business! Are you an actor, a writer? What do you do?
- Louie: I make people disappear.
- Doris Greenbaum: A magician!