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Paste-up garbage
lor_9 September 2022
Coast to Coast Video repeated the same footage (mainly) from Rainwoman Seven, and added some boring chatter and leftover sex scenes for this sequel, utter crap to bamboozle the viewer.

Many flashbacks repeat snippets of sex footage from #7, and entire sex scenes featuring Bionca fisting Sarah Jane Hamilton and Kylie Ireland humping star Mike Horner are repeated intact. That takes a lot of gall.

Nothing happens here, no story, just a rehash of Part 7. Scripter Cash Markman's spoof of tough-guy dialogue is atrocious (example, one of innumerable groaners, Horner refers to squirting as: "Somehow I got caught in her rain without an umbrella".

That brings up squirting: they keep talking about it but it's not really shown. Apparently porn actresses with their trusty turkey basters were not available to the production, so in both Part 7 and Part 8 Kitty Yung pretends to squirt and Horner does a take pretending to have something hit his eye. Squirting is fake, but this let's pretend approach is even more insulting!

Add to that Horner's world-weary recitation of endless voice-over narration. His character is bored, and so inevitably is the viewer.
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