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In the future sexual intercourse is outlawed because of overpopulation and almost everyone has to take a special anti-aphrodisiac pill in order to suppress any carnal urges. The only form of coitus allowed is done by performers on live TV broadcasts as an aid to masturbation. Shrewd, but down on his luck television executive Sherman Frobish (a lively and engaging performance by Alan Marlow), the man behind the #1 rated program "The *Beep* and Suck Show," comes up with the bright idea of a live sex show in which the participants copulate while racing around on roller skates in order to salvage his floundering career. Director Carter Stevens and screenwriter Wesson Smith joyfully mine an admittedly crude'n'rude, yet still funny and amiable line in blithely lowbrow humor that delivers several sidesplitting silly gags (the bit about telepathic fellatio is downright hilarious and the nutty grand finale Rollerbabies live broadcast contest complete with enthusiastic play-by-play commentary is likewise gut-busting). The expected explicit sex scenes which are every bit as raw'n'raunchy as they ought to be. The cast play the amusingly dopey material with winning gusto, with especially stand-out contributions by Susan McBain as sultry undercover CIA agent Miss Vice Squad, Terri Hall as merry, wide-eyed virginal innocent Hope Chest, striking bald African-American Yolanda Savalas as Frobish's ditsy secretary Alice Kojak, Mary Stuart as lusty starlet Taffy Pull, David Williams as famous stud Jonathan Z, and a gloriously hammy Philip De Hatte as wacky mad scientist Professor Irving Rocksov. Bruce G. Sparks' cinematography makes nice occasional use of strenuous slow motion during key "climactic" moments. The funky-grinding score hits the lowdown groovy spot. Best of all, a positively infectious sense of good-natured and energetic naughty fun pervades throughout and thus makes this flick an absolute screwy ball to watch from start to finish. A total hoot.

This is a part of the double feature promoted by Vinegar syndrome,through their peekarama series. Eric Stan hope ,possible s.a.g. Plays a commissioner of a sexually repressed society. Sex has been outlawed and fellatio is a misdemeanor. He narrates the story with some humor. This includes having babies a crime. So most citizens do fellatio or cunnilingus only. Alan Marlow ,of Private afternoons of Pamela Mann fame, has the leading role ,which is unusual for a porn feature ,even back then,since the female porn stars up staged the males. Porn and live sex shows have been legalized on t.v. .Performers are allowed if they are license ,but only if they are hired. I would like to say the full name of the show ,but i.m.d.b forbids me ,even though this adult section. I'll sanitize it .The sexual intercourse and oral show. It is a big hit .What make this unusual is the one shot wonder porn actress who plays Marlowe's secretary . Yolanadas Savalas .A black women ,possibly tall five feet eight with shaved head. She is very unusual and a good porn performer and actress Terry hall plays a virgin,as she state to Marlow ,she is not a common criminal. She want to be a sex performer on t.v. Two big star on the show played by Mary Stuart and David Williams. Marlow explain to her that she has to have a gimmick, Terry. As both observe at the sex restaurant that the show being televised , has forgetting he sex repressed pills. She has gotten horny ans suggested that they go to his office and do a misdemeanor. She ask to drop by he grocery store. As soon as she and him go to his place the gimmick is discovered green Sherbet ice cream with whip cream in sex. When Alan Marlow is ask to see the commissioner. The commissioner inform him that his shows rating have dropped and he has only 6 more shows before it's cancelled,Alan becomes desperate. He goes to hi hired scientist who create horny pill to get the performers horny,played by Phillip De Hatte,who looks a little like Sid Caesar. As Alan let him know that he has to fire the scientist , the scientist show a new invention,the bionic sex partner robot. He than realizes that it's a good idea and it would make him money .So Alan decides to go into that business. But before he can change, a spy from the CIA,meaning something what i.m.d.b would be called a vulgar and not let me say it. Spies on Alan to trap him into intercourse. I think it's Susan Bain as Miss Vice Squad. She pretends to be a license psychic sex performer who telepathically get performers off She is caught ,but,she warns him that she going to trap him. As soon as she is caught looking at his office papers,with the aid of his secretary they try to rape her,by putting that drug in her.this rape turn into consent,when Alan learns alter that what she did was wrong and that she was missing out on something that was natural and allowed Marlow to put the drug in her. She quits the CIA and helps him. One again the scientist make a mistake. He cause the robot to gets pregnant.so the scientist reworks the robot only to discover ti would cost too much for the bionic sex doll for consumer too expensive. Finally he comes sup with anew show Roller babes,like roller ball. A contest in which skater hold back as they have sex on the rink as they skate. How do they do this .Close up shot reveal that they slow down at the moment. This was a very well done hard core sex film very entertaining. Now I'm going to review the second feature,the Mount of Venus .Pleas turn that page. Now were back Well both feature are good and worth collecting.0729/22.