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Sci-fi spoof to plug AVN
lor_28 August 2022
Propaganda is part of the porn experience -just recall those annoying "Free Speech" PSAs they used to attach to videos. This pet project by actress turned director Tiffany Million is not the "X Files" ripoff one expects, but instead a cheap and annoying plug for payola.

Ron Jeremy does lots of Borscht Belt verbal shtick as a megalomaniac out to conquer the universe and more importantly monopolize porn production. Opening scene has him watching Felecia and Misty Rain have lesbian sex while watching Tiffany Million on tv in his flying saucer (a comically cheap prop). We've been immediately warned that this comedy will be non-stop self-aggrandizement.

Gimmick of android femmes (Jeanna Fine and Jill Kelly) to convert Earth men into sex performers plus dildo devices to do the same for Earth women is dumb, as is the rest of the script. George Kaplan co-wrote with Tiffany, and has a featured NonSex role too.

Okay sex scenes, the best of which feature Jeanna Fine, dot the show. But blatant emphasis is put on Sarah Jane Hamilton (very hot!) and untalented Rob Savage (his porn career never got off the ground) as the team from the "X FIles", but contributing zilch to the story.

They're sent to Pennsylvania to investigate the flying saucer story by AVN editor Jonathan Morgan, setting into motion endless plugs on the importance of that periodical and its Las Vegas conventions. Note in IMDb that a link to a contemporaneous review by a porn screenwriter, who calls it an "unnamed" publication, trying to hide the incestuous relationship between AVN and pornographers relying on publicity/awards and other b.s.

Forcing the viewer to suffer through Ron Jeremy and propaganda in order to watch the XXX scenes strikes me (conspiracy theory alert) as part and parcel of the crusade to end Adult Cinema as an extension of mainstream filmmaking, and reduce it to the current state of all-sex gonzo crap.
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