The Newlywed Game (1977–1980)
Bob Eubanks: Host (1977-1980)
Quotes
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Host : Where is the strangest place you, personally, have had the urge to make whoopee? Olga?
Female Contestant : In the ass.
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Host : Gentlemen, what is your favorite part of our brand new Newlywed Game set?
Male Contestant : I'd have to say wife number three.
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Host : What is the nearest delicatessen to your house?
Male Contestant : The nearest delicatessen? Let's see, that would be Yama-Shaba.
Host : Yama-Shaba? Alright... your wife said "Thrifty's."
Female Contestant : That's not a delicatessen, that's a restaurant! A delicatessen is a drugstore.
[audience laughs]
Male Contestant : What? Baby, I don't know about you...