User Reviews

Gentleman and ladies, we have entered the mecca of porn vids. Director John T. Bone and his bathing Asian beauty Ms. Chong deliver a sendup of conventional yule tide tales with this gangbang fiasco. It is a sexual tour de force for Chong, with a plethora of DP's and even a sensational DAP that kept me awake hours after the tape ended. Besides the steamy action, what really grabbed my attention and arousal was the theme, imagine the concept of a santa's workshop gangbang! Priceless! And I hear Bone has even done a film set in a school, called Straight A's which is next on my to see list. He is a visionary, pumping out sizzling hardcore that is to the porn world what Cassevettes was to the mainstream world. He is downright, in your face, showing you what you want by giving indication as to what we are; first and foremost -- pleasure seekers.

Throw away every misconception you have about the porn industry and its films; instead focus on the fun, the satire and the lust implicit in most of John T. Bone's work, which addresses modern, more racy takes on early America classics and pre-set ideals.

Not being a porn-expert, but a film sociologist in training, I recommend these films not because I agree with their societal message or the content itself, but the concept of American lore as harbouring sexual tension shines through with sharp originality and wit. I can't wait for John T. Bone's send-up of The Wizard of Oz, because I'm sure he's thought it over.

All I Want For Christmas...deals mainly with this very concept, the systematic deconstruction of American identity as being holier than thou; Bone shows the audience that in each and every proper citizen there is someone who finds the concept of a more sensual take on Christmas both a turn on, and ultimately hilarious.

These film makers are not stupid, they merely have more courage than you and I to address the 'radical impulse' of female sexuality without seeming hypocritical in the process, as opposed to something like 1997's "Wild Things" which gave you softcore sexuality but left the audience hostile by perpetuating a tease phenomenon which is far more dangerous an ideal than that which most porn explores; the same concept is implicit in most of these recent "teen appeal" films.

This is most probably the worst and disgusting film that I have ever seen. I mean, how can you make a movie like this. This film was playing on TV one night, and after about half an hour, I started to feel sick in my stomach. It is repulsive, degrading, and just awful. I do not know how anyone could get pleasure out of watching this. Do not watch this film, it is a total waste of time that you will never get back.